15 thoughts woman have when dieting

The average woman is not Millie Mackintosh. We don't take our dieting and exercising seriously and that's probably because we don't have the luxury of having a personal trainer to motivate us or the funds to buy asparagus strawberry protein shakes (is that a thing?). Plus maccies - lets be honest, who doesn't like McDonald's? So here's 15 thoughts woman have when dieting:

1. Why do all my clothes make me look fat? I haven't even eaten anything with more than 200 calories today,

2. I swear I'm gaining weight.

3. Fucks sake, I give up. I LOVE MY CURVES.

4. Just going to eat all this ice cream because I'm All About That Bass, am I right ladies?

5. Right, just repeat after me: "I love kale".

6. Why did my boyfriend just buy me a gym membership? Does he think I'm fat? Oh god, what if I have that fat image disease where I think I'm skinnier than I actually am.

7. I could totally do a pole dancing class. Or maybe zumba? Ah maybe I'll just take up running...but what do I wear?

8. Need to purchase sports bra, my breasts were 3 miles high in the sky. Also feel like death. Maybe running isn't for me...

9.OH MY GOD. I LOST A POUND. Maybe I should keep up the dieting, I can totally see myself at the gym everyday and drinking protein shakes.

10. Gained two pounds! How?? It's obviously because muscle weighs more and definitely not the fact that I've eaten takeaway every night in a row.

11. Why can't they just invent a weight loss pill without making ourselves have diarrhea!

12. Size 10, time to brag about it at work and refuse to eat the biscuits that I payed for. I do love dark chocolate digestives though , ooo and maryland cookies. Maybe one won't hurt...

13. The girl at topshop definitely gave me an odd stare when I asked if they had the skirt in a smaller size. What does she know? Embrace the curves.

14. Relapsed again. Galaxy chocolate is so worth it.

15. HIT MY TARGET WEIGHT BITCHES! Time to stop going to the gym and crack open the crisps!

Where am I going?

Yes. It's pretty obvious I never blog these days (let's be honest I never blogged anyway) but the idea of blogging at the moment scares me. I don't know what direction to take my blog in. Fashion? Lifestyle? Whatever I want, I guess you'd say. But the problem is I just don't know. Do I want to write  a serious sensible blog with the occasional fun piece? Or do I keep it simple and do a lifestyle blog? The amount of blogs out there today are unoriginal. Lets face it- beauty blogging is out of control. Every man and their dog has a blog, so I need to be original. How though? What do I have that makes my blog different?

Well I'm still at school so my demographic could easily be teenagers but nobody wants to read about school. I'm too poor to be a beauty blogger, I have no income so no money to spend on beauty products. To be quite honest although I pretend I'm interested in serious news events and important issues in the world, I don't really want to blog about them. A blog should be a fun place that you guys can come and enjoy (whoever you guys are). The reality is that I should just blog whatever comes to mind and worry about where I want to take my blog when it gets a bit more successful (if ever!) So for now I will just test the waters and see what works and what doesn't. Hopefully I'm might even get a bit of feedback of you guys- that is if anybody reads my blog.

So for now I'll leave a few things that I'm in love with. I really need to start buying more colourful items.

A Natural Airbrush

Most people usually want the airbrush finish without having to edit their pictures. I was lucky enough to be given EcoTools five piece complexion set as a gift for my birthday.
It promised to create a smooth airbrush finish and hide imperfections. And did it do this? Yes.

It took five tiny brushes (the only downside to this product is the size of the burshes) and some simple instructions to get the look right. I have to admit I can't stand using so many brushes, especially just for putting on concealer, but the softness of the brushes and the ease of the instructions make using these brushes more enjoyable. Honestly, I stood in the mirror stroking my face with the powder brush (it is so soft!) 

I love using these brushes but the size really does let them down. I recommended them if you want a cheap alternative for an airbrush finish but I would say go out and buy the full size brushes instead.  

Starting Fresh

So ..hello there? Is that a good way to start? I’m not really sure how to start this post but I might as well try to have a go. I’m Beth and I have an addiction for green tea, chocolate and shopping. I’m here just to blog about what I love and hope that you might love it as well. Hopefully you'll stick around and enjoy whats to come ❤

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